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I will be expanding my vocab to include some of these phrases

complete hilarity

text social
When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.
We were got together for a drink last night but ended up having a text social instead.

roll thick
To associate with a large group of people. To travel/go out with a large entourage.
Don't mess with Tyrone. He rolls thick.

penis sympathy
The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.
Hey Jack, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Phil's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one.

Phone Grope
Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.
Dude, stop that.What?Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?

fire hazard
A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).
Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.