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wow I guess its been awhile since my last post but not a lot has changed

1) thanksgiving was a success - a little too much family bonding but i really enjoyed townie bar night. It pretty much made my whole weekend. The only way I can handle the townies is when I'm drunk so it makes sense.
2) roomie and I have been very domestic lately. We have been cooking and cleaning fools. We made cookies and got drunk last Saturday night and then had a nice little family bake day with mother and taylor on Sunday.
3) I have started preparing for when I become Famous in Vegas (acting debut) Last night in class we had to perform a play in front of the class. I totally dominated which made me realize that I do have the skills to become famous.
4) I have actually had a good week at work - for the first time in a month or two, I actually met my goal. Whew.. now it's time to set up for the next week
5) still enjoying time with roommate. Since she has moved in I have had my bills go down and I also get to listen to her reasonings as to why Eggs should be considered dairy (ya know, they are next to the cottage cheese and milk)
6) I bought a dress for vegas - FINALLY. If it doesnt work then I am basically screwed. It should be in the mail today. I guess I'll keep you posted on that one
7) I've finally joined a gym and started the work out process. My ass hurts nightly because I like to ride the bike and listen to my ipod. I should probably work other parts of my body but the machines look complicated. This is why I am glad that I have an athletic roommate

A Bay Bay

This is for Jess!!!!


A whack song made by hurricane chris.
A bay bay is a stupid phrase...who uses it anyway? Hurricane chris is just a poser rapper who got lucky.

What a dip shit says
homie 1:oh homie G (add more generic urban slang)
homie 2:yes ma home dog
homie 1:look at that fine female
homie 2:hey lets make total asses of ourselves. ya down?
homie 1:sure
both homies together: a bay bay.

slang for hey baby; something that u say 2 show interest in a hot gurl in the clubmade popular by the song A Bay Bay by Hirricane Chris
Damn!!! Look at that hottie! A Bay Bay

the worst rap song published in the 21st century. This song sets back the black rights movement by atleast 20 years.
stupid ass niggas in the club a bay bay

the gayest shit to be played on the radio
Hurricane Chris acts like he's bad ass cuz he sings "a bay bay"

urbandictionary.com

I have found a new love - Word of the Day from www.urbandictionary.com

I will be expanding my vocab to include some of these phrases

complete hilarity

text social
When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.
We were got together for a drink last night but ended up having a text social instead.

roll thick
To associate with a large group of people. To travel/go out with a large entourage.
Don't mess with Tyrone. He rolls thick.

penis sympathy
The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.
Hey Jack, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Phil's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one.

Phone Grope
Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.
Dude, stop that.What?Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?

fire hazard
A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).
Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

A Second Job?!?!?

well to start off I guess I should update on the weekend. Here are the basics

Jess and I
handle of Jose
limes

I don't think you need much else to have fun...

so I drank way too much on Friday night - but not as much as Jess. She managed to pass out by midnight? This was right after she spilled a margarita on Derek and threw a deck of cards at him. She knew she should put her self to sleep. I passed out around 3 - after sister kept calling to hear her ringback tone. (sis, do you remember that?) I got up at 7:30 to babysit for Kristy... babysat from 9-5:30 which was exhausting but I made $50. By the time I made it back to the apt, Jess informed me that we would be going out for the 2nd night in a row. We went to Derek's house and drank for awhile. I really wasn't feelin too social so we made it back to the apt by 12. Had a few visitors and managed to pass out by 2. On Sunday I finally got to sleep in - AMAZING! Jess and I went to Old Navy and VS (specifically so I did not have to do laundry) we then headed to Chili's for dinner - delish. Later that night I told Jess that I was bored and she had to entertain me. She suggested that we finish up the bottle of Jose. Sounded like a great plan to me... 2 hours, 2 margaritas, and 2 shots later we were both drunk. Luckily, it was before 10 so we got a good night of sleep

I filled out an application to work at Old Navy - they called today and want to set up an interview. I still have to call them back... and still debating if I really NEED a 2nd job. Anne worked at the Old Navy in Peoria and didn't seem to mind it - she will also be working at the gap so maybe things won't be so bad? Who knows if I'd even get the job - but they would be stupid not to hire me. After all, I did work at Kohls for a year - which was the worst job ever. It should show them that I am dedicated... or poor....

I'm going home tonight to work on homework for class tomorrow and to pick up my laptop. I finally called mediacom to set up my own account - Jess and I had a little fun with Jenn's account over the weekend - she should really learn to cancel her account. Especially when she owes me money - that was silly on her part. I guess she'll learn her lesson when she gets her bill in the mail.

I have a roommate... again

well its been awhile since the last update -

the trip to chicago was a success - here are a few hilights
a) i bought an amazing coach purse and wallet for the low price of $250. Seriously.. amazing deal
b) I had my first shot of patron - although it was at the end of the night so I don't really remember it. I also blame it for my drunkeness.
c) my sister was at a bar (completely trashed) she ended up dancing with some black guy and then came back to me and said "ooooh my first interracial relationship" - wow
d) I drove to and from Chicago without getting lost, shot or hitting a deer

EXCITING UPDATE

tonight I am celebrating becaise Jess is FINALLY moving in. It was cute - last night we went grocery shopping, made dinner and watched Grey's together. I can't wait to live with her again. She also brought up the fact that since we are finally living together again it will be easier for her to visit sister.

so back to the celebration - I've created an event of "Margarita Madness"
it involves a handle of Jose and a few limes - what more do you need?

I have to get up early on Saturday to babysit for Kristy Rice, I most likely will be hungover so this better be a good paying job

about ready to leave work for the night and head over to el toro!